Stop, Drop, and BJR

Welcome back BJR fans - it's been a while since our last update, and I hope the bruises have healed.  BJR finds himself quite attractive lately, and he hopes you all share this opinion the way pack dogs share raw meat.  Also, the amount of fan mail / death threats coming from this list has slowed considerably since I stopped checking my mail.  Please don't be afraid to write, we won't be afraid to ignore anything sent our way.

new life in austin

I'm now feeling "settled" in Austin, which is a sure sign of senility or an upcoming worldwide jello shortage.    I now remember why Texas BBQ lasts a lot longer than the time you spend eating it.  Also, I've now seen my share of dead armadillos carrying beer bottles.  I really wish I had thought of this.

new house

Krista and I have moved into a house in Austin, simply because apartment life was a lot like living in an apartment, and for the opportunity to get to sing "our house", "raise the roof", and "house of pain" as often and as loudly as we want.  Of course, we've signed over the next fifty years of earnings to a strange mixture of bankers, agents, Home Depot, and a sloth named Bobo.  Bear seems to have adjusted faster than any of us in the move.  And, if you're ever in Austin, there are some great hotels near the old airport.  

new office

"Reactivity Austin" has just moved into office space - during our first week the Air Conditioning (the equivalent of "oxygen" in other parts of the country) went out and we found ways to spend time with all of our clients.  Our neighboring companies are all curious what we do and why we smirk a lot.  Actually, I'm sort of curious why we smirk a lot.

new rump

Some of you may have heard I finished first in the MS150, a 168 mile bike "tour" for multiple sclerosis from Houston to Austin in mid April.  By finishing first, I of course mean that I finished before I collapsed, instead of vice versa.  I could tell you stories about the soreness in certain parts of my body, but I'd need to see a credit card so I could verify that you're at least 18 years of age.  Actually, the event was a lot of fun and not as bad as I had expected thanks to Krista dragging me up and down the hills of Austin for a month.

new contact information

Our new home address and phone number is:
1911 Cypress Point East
Austin, TX 78746
(512) 330 9657 operators waiting to take your subscription renewal and credit card info

upcoming events in the life of BJR

look for exciting new chronicles about "BJR's alaskan homecoming," "BJR's whitewater kayaking", "BJR's gang initiation", and "BJR and the Teletubbies sing the hits of Merv Griffin."